THE JOURNEY BEGINS

We will be setting off at 5am on the 15th of May from Carlton Colville with our resident trucker Warren taking the wheel (as opposed to the alternative Pat).We will then pick up the Haddiscoe posse before carrying on to collect Mr S Snelling esq from his country residence near Norwich.From there we head off to sunny Scotland for our highland fling.

Yes Pat we will be stopping for an olympic breakfast from your favourite restaurant Le Petit Chef but you may have to wait awhile as i don't think they are open until 7am.We may even get some hot mushrooms this year, so Warren won't get an upset tummy(why was it only Warren who thought it was the mushrooms and not the 2 pints of shandy he drank, especially as he didn't actually eat any of the cold ones!!).

So if we don't have John navigating and Pat driving we should make it to our golfing holiday about lunchtime.